Pugs_Exhausted(1)I recently revisited one of my favorite RPG’s, the original Golden Sun for the Gameboy Advance.

I highly recommend Golden Sun for anyone who loves Japanese RPG’s and turn based strategy. In Golden Sun you travel the world with a crew of four magical adepts, collecting djinn and equipment for greater abilities, all the while battling those who would unleash the dangerous power of alchemy into the world.

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An adorable little Djinni

My Playthrough of Golden Sun

So there I was, playing through Golden Sun, flooded with the sweet intoxication of nostalgia as I traveled through the world of Weyard collecting Djinn and defeating evil magical creatures.

But then I got stuck. In the exact same spot I got stuck so many years ago.

Being a rational person my first reaction was to curse and throw my mouse against the bed in such a way as to not destroy it, but to punctuate my anger. (Unfortunately I was using an emulator to play this game, as 13 year-old Pugs did not realize the future potential value of the Gameboy Advance)

My second reaction was to google what the fuck I was doing wrong. Turns out I missed one of the main mechanics of the entire game. Nothing too big, no, just the fact that holding B lets you fucking sprint. All I needed to do was hold B and sprint across the area I couldn’t pass. Here you can see a video of a player deftly running through the spot where I kept getting swept away by a sand waterfall.

So although I love playing video games and I aspire to make them, I can’t really say that I’m objectively good at playing them. I’d like to think I’m like a fine chef; I can cook a fine meal, and I love eating fine food, but every time I sit down to enjoy a good meal I end up shoving the food in my face like a barbarian and getting it all over my clothes.

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That must have been hard to admit.  I’m touched.  I almost cried.

While we’re confessing, do you want to tell everyone where you got stuck in Brothers- A Tale of Two Sons or should I?

frame-1Well, without giving too much away, there’s a section in Brothers – a Tale of Two Sons  where certain controls are necessary to furthering the storyline, and well, you see my PC controller had a few sticky buttons and I got stuck. It wasn’t my fault, it was my controller, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

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